Today is a joyful day! A cause for celebration! Spread the good news across the land, from Easter Island to some random village in Russia! The whole world must know!
...Nah I'm just pullin' y'all's leg. Leg? Legs? I don't know, guys. I am officially off my rocker.
Turtle: Officially? You might want to rethink that...
Shut up me! I don't want to hear what you have to say!
Err, I might have a point, I have been a little crazy for a while...
Turtle: A little crazy?
Okay, okay! A BIG crazy. How's that? Am I satisfied?
Turtle: Not really. You're never satisfied.
True. ANYWAYS. Next month, during NaNo, I will be having surgery. On the bottom of my spine. Can't wait...
Turtle: That's your big news?
You of all people should know! Anyways, so in the middle of the month I will be having surgery. Which is of the utmost convenience to me because I get two weeks to write my novel! In complete tranquility and peace, with nothing to bother me but hot tea and my mom coming into my room and bugging me to take my medicine. Which might make me loopy. Which might cause me to write something that sounds like it came out of a crackhead's mind.
Turtle: And that would be different because...?
BECAUSE I DON'T DO DRUGS.
Turtle: You sure?
...yes. Leave me be, me. All you ever do is make my hands cramp from writing all your foolish remarks!
So I'll keep y'all updated. 16 more days till the quest for literary success begins!
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